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Welcome to The Autofellatio Diary
The autofellatio diary is a community of men that practice or fantasize about autofellatio or self sucking. We have expanded the membership slightly by including men who are able to fuck themselves either with their own penis or testicles, and to men that either ejaculate in their own mouth or eat their own semen...and we just added a "self ball fucking gallery"
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Although many, of the visitors here identify themselves as "gay" or "queer", there are also many bisexual and heterosexual men that practice autofellatio. We respect everyone's sexual identity and believe self sucking is just masturbating with your lips instead of your hand and is not really a gay activity. In the interest of full disclosure, this site does have a gay look because the staff is 100% gay.
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I want to freeze my semen so I can store enough to drink a glassful of it, but I'm not sure what the best method would be. I was thinking of using an ice cube tray and covering it to try to avoid freezerburn. Any suggestions?
How many times have you looked at a dog licking his private parts and thought, 'Hmm, if only I could do that'? You're not alone. Rest assured that most, if not all men have thought the exact same thing. Some have even attempted it. But despite the interest, few men discuss the act of autofellatio, or self-sucking.
Some people, especially women, may wonder why guys would want to give themselves a BJ. The answer is pretty simple: it's the same reason why dogs lick themselves down there-because they can. A self-service blowjob is just like masturbation, only better. You get all the stimulation of a hot, wet mouth, but you get it just the way you like it. On the downside, there are no surprises, and self-sucking may kind of be like trying to tickle yourself-but on the upside, there are no bad surprises, like scraping teeth or sloppy technique. Additionally, a lot of guys get turned on by ejaculating on themselves and even swallowing their own cum. Self-sucking gives you the most efficient delivery method if you're into eating your own.
In order to suck yourself off, you need to have one of two things (preferably both): a very flexible spine, or a very long dick. Having a longer penis obviously makes self-sucking easier by decreasing the distance from your cock head to your mouth, so the longer your dick, the less you have to bend. However, since penis length is something you either have or don't, we'll concentrate on what you can do to increase your spinal flexibility.
Fortunately, in order to self-suck, you don't have to have an enormous cock. Many guys who are just average sized (5 to 6 inches hard) can do it. Unless you were born double-jointed or have been practicing yoga for the last 10 years, it will probably take some time and practice to get your dick and your mouth to meet up. Other prerequisites are overall health of your back and neck. If you have a slipped disk, misaligned vertebrae, or any other chronic back problem, we don't advise attempting autofellatio. Even those with healthy and normal backs need to exercise caution and not push themselves when self-sucking to avoid back injuries. Besides a bad back, having a huge gut is another impediment to self-sucking. You can probably work around a small beer belly, but if you have a major overhang, it's going to get in the way and block you from your goal. So, if you're not quite in shape, start reaching for your toes and crunching those abs.
The easiest and probably most effective position for autofellatio is lying on your back. You'll probably want to use a bed, sofa, or other cushioned surface for comfort, although practicing on a carpeted floor can sometimes give you better leverage. You should have a wall or a headboard nearby to brace your feet against. Lie down (naked, of course) with the top of your head at least a foot from the wall. Pull your legs up and roll back onto your shoulders, raising your legs over your head. Brace your feet on the wall and "walk" your way down until your crotch is close to your face. Lift your head up if necessary to get closer. If your back feels tight, don't strain to reach your cock, even if it's tantalizingly close. Just let your muscles stretch. You may want to use one hand to pull your cock closer. Suck what you can, if you can - otherwise, just wank and keep practicing. A variation on this position is the gravity-assisted method, where you simply lie back, throw your legs up over your head, and let gravity pull them down. To help out, you can hook one or both arms behind your knees and pull towards you. Don't pull too hard or strain yourself. With both of these positions, be careful about putting too much pressure on your neck or pulling on it too hard. If you can get your mouth around your cock head, you're doing great. Just use your tongue and lips to stimulate yourself. The cock head is the most sensitive part of your dick anyway. If you are able to get your mouth around a significant portion of your cock, you can either move your head up and down to get a sucking rhythm going, or flex your legs and back to move your lower body up and down. Probably you will want to alternate these to avoid fatiguing your neck or back. The seated position is another good one for autofellatio beginners. Simply sit on the edge of a chair, couch, or bed, and bend down towards your dick, curving your back. Be sure you suck in your gut to get it out of the way. Grab onto the edge of whatever you're sitting on and use it to pull yourself further down. Or hook an arm under your knees and pull up. You may want to keep one hand on your dick to steady it, or to pull it upwards towards your mouth. In this position you need to use a bobbing motion of your head or upper body to go down on yourself. Again, don't strain your back or neck or move too suddenly.
If you're already really flexible, or you've mastered the basic positions and are ready to move on, you can try a more advanced posture. In the lying position, place your knees on either side of your head and see how far down you can lower your crotch. Some guys are so limber they can get their balls in their mouths. Those with really flexible hip joints can attempt the human pretzel maneuver, where you put your feet up over your head and essentially fold yourself in half, then lock your legs into position by crossing your feet behind your head. Standing positions are also more challenging. Start by leaning your back against a wall for support and doubling over. You can clasp your hands behind your thighs and pull down to get yourself closer. As you get more flexible and improve your balance, stand away from the wall and reach down and grasp your calves for stability. Taking yoga classes or practicing yoga at home is actually a good idea for improving your mobility and range of motion for self-sucking. Many yoga postures, such as the plow (lying with your feet extended over your head) lend themselves naturally to autofellatio. Just try not to think about it too much during yoga class so you don't pop a boner.
Once you've got your dick in your mouth, what do you do? Even if you don't have cocksucking experience, we assume most of you won't have much trouble figuring this one out, but here are some suggestions if you need them. Run the tip of your tongue around the head of your cock, or under your foreskin if you're uncut. Stick the tip of your tongue in the piss slit. Try licking and tickling the frenulum, which is on the underside of your cock head (the top side, from a self-sucking perspective). Wrap your lips around the cock head and apply suction. Suck in more and pull your cock in past your lips, then pop it in and out. If you're long enough or limber enough, go ahead and try deep-throating it.
# Self-sucking can be strenuous and physically demanding. Here are other tips to help you get ready and warmed up: Stretch before your session; make sure you stretch the muscles of your back, neck, and legs to avoid cramping or pulled muscles.
# Drink plenty of water to keep your muscles hydrated; this also prevents cramping, injuries, and fatigue.
# Make sure your stomach is empty; wait an hour or two after a meal, and empty your bowels if possible. It'll be more comfortable and your stomach contents won't get in the way when you double over.
# Don't strain yourself and stop if you feel any pain.
# Vary positions to avoid putting too much strain or pressure on the same muscles and parts of your spine.
Don't be disappointed if you can't get your mouth on your cock the first time you try autofellatio. Self-sucking doesn't come naturally to everyone. It can take discipline and practice, but as you keep at it, you will become more flexible. If at first you don't succeed, just wank yourself off and call it good. The next time you'll get a little closer to your goal. Some statistics say that only 1% of all men can self-suck, but we think that with practice and stretching, most guys should be able to at least make some mouth-to-cock contact, even if it's only on the tip of the head. If nothing else, practicing self-sucking will make you more flexible and possibly increase your overall well-being. So take it slow, work with what you've got, and try to have fun.
How to suck your own dick A big dick and an limber body don't belong to everyone, but if you can already get pretty close there are a few tricks you can do to improve and hopefully, get that incredible rush that comes when you finally make contact between your tongue and your own dick.
I first sucked my 9 inch dick at age fourteen and I think an early start helps... but I laid off for a good ten years and when I started again, it took work to get back in contact. Been doing it again for about two years, but lately have come to the belief that practice *definitely* pays off. Before, I could only lick the tip with real strain, legs thrown over my head. Now I am getting the whole juicy head in my mouth plus some shaft, and I can lick halfway down my dick and taste my balls. I can also now suck it standing up and sitting down.
Some tips:
1. Don't even bother trying in the morning. Most people are too stiff when they wake up. At end of day, your body's a lot looser.
2. A full stomach holds you back.
3. Stretching is a huge help. Here's a few starters.
4. legs together in front of you, seated on the floor. Lean forward, stretching your upper torso lengthwise across legs. Reach hands past feet to lengthen your back. Go back and forth between this position and the same stretch with soles of feet together/knees pointed out, rounding your back more than with straight leg version (tuck your head under. Do it naked! Look at that dick!)
5. sit upright on floor with one heel at crotch and the other leg extended straight out as far to the side as you can bring it. Slowly bring your chest down over the extended leg. Take your time, this is a good one for loosening both your back and your hips.
6. lie on stomach, hands at shoulders. Push up so your back arches backward. Hold, crane your neck upward, lengthen your spine.
7. loosen your neck. It helps ease the stretch.
8. there are many more stretches, and taking a few yoga classes, you'll probably choose a few that really help.
9. Try different techniques. Head-over-heels is usually a good warmup. Try standing up and grabbing your thighs from behind. Pull outward with your back so your spine loosens and gets used to being rounded. Always focus on your dick. Move this grip up and down your thighs to the position that feels closest to your dickhead and remember (always) to TILT YOUR HIPS toward your face so that dick head gets closer. Don't expect to reach it the first time... or the tenth. But try this, then go back to head over heels and see if you're closer.
10. Use a mirror! Visualizing is half the battle. And if you prop a mirror on the back of your thighs while you're head-over-heels, seeing how close your hardon is to your mouth will help you get a lot closer -- the effect is wild. Don't get too crazy. Pop your load (it's hot seeing that, too) before you break your back.
11. Propping feet on the wall or something is good for head-over-heels, basically because it helps you to arch your back where it may not be used to arching. Push on the wall and you can bring your hips down closer to your face.
These are just a few tips. Don't rush things. Spend an hour stretching three nights a week for a week or two before you even give it a try. Obviously, a lot of exploring helps. Ya gotta remember to use that idle time to your advantage! (Trust me, it's fucking worth it).
Autofellatio is the act of oral stimulation of one's own penis as a form of masturbation.
So you've heard of guys that can suck their own dick but you've never actually met one. They're like an elusive mythical creature. They are so few and far between you've come to doubt they even exist. The thing is, they do exist and there would be more of them if guys realized it's something that can be learned. So the question isn't is it really possible? The question is would you do it if you could? (If you said no you're lying. It's not like anyone would ever know.) Ok, so sure you would. I'll teach you how.
The first thing you are going to do is work on your flexibility. This isn't something you'll get over night so be patient. Yoga is your new best friend. Just going to those classes and seeing the instructor folded in half grabbing his ankles will surely show you it can be done. (Yeah you know he blows himself.) When working up your flexibility though, listen to your body. Don't get so over eager thinking about the reward of being flexible that you push yourself to the point of injury. A double benefit of the yoga will be to whittle down any excess stomach fat that you may have in your way. You won't be able to blow yourself over a beer gut. Unless you have a freakishly large dick, that is. Speaking of dick size, the size is not the relevant. Of course it will make it easier the larger your dick is but the main factor in being able to reach your mouth with your dick is flexibility.
Alright, so you've worked on your flexibility and you're now eager to suck your own dick. First you need to know some basic positions. These will also help with flexibility.
1. Laying on your back with your head about a foot and a half from a wall, kick your legs up over your head and roll back onto your shoulders. Put your feet on the wall and use them to walk down the wall to slowly fold yourself over. Do not push yourself too hard or strain. You can seriously injure your back which would put a damper on your plans. You can use your hand to try and bring your dick closer to your mouth.
2. Sitting on a chair with your legs slightly opened curve your back as you bend over your dick. You can use the edge of the chair or whatever you're sitting on to pull yourself closer. Do not bounce to get closer to your dick. It can tear muscles. Just slowly pull up on the chair from underneath the seat. If you hit a point where you are starting to feel too much stretch then hold it for a count of 10 before pulling back a bit and relaxing. Repeat until you get a little looser. Just be patient. If you practice this technique enough you will have a mouth full in no time.
3. Standing straight up slowly bend yourself over. Use the back of your thighs to gently pull yourself closer to your dick. Again though, don't bounce. As you get more flexible use the back of your calves to pull yourself closer. Eventually you'll be so flexible though, gravity will do most of the work for you so stick with it if you don't get it on the first time.
Ok, now you finally have your dick in your mouth but now what? Most of you have never given a blow job before. You've gone through all this work and now you don't know what the hell to do. Well start by using your lips and your tongue to stimulate the head of your dick. The great thing about it is the head of your dick is the most sensitive part so don't worry if that's pretty much all you can reach right now. Just suck the head of your dick varying speed and pressure as you see fit.
For tips and techniques on what you can do check out www.howtoblowlikeapro.com. You'll be surprised how much you don't know about your dick. Each area is sensitive in it's own way so knowing the difference will make your self blow job that much better. Man, after all the bitching you've done about shitty blow jobs girls have given you, wouldn't you feel crappy if you were just as bad? Don't embarrass yourself and make sure you blow like a pro! Good luck!
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I want to freeze my semen so I can store enough to drink a glassful of it, but I'm not sure what the best method would be. I was thinking of using an ice cube tray and covering it to try to avoid freezerburn. Any suggestions?
